I want to be in a pop punk band
With 20 guitars and a mic in my hands
See my face on the bedroom walls
Have a new Stratocaster round my ankles
I wanna say what you want to hear
Its so easy with the kids round here cos
there’s
No meaning to your words
You’re just in it to impress the girls
Sounds like Im from L.A
But really I’m from Guildford
The Girls love me, so do the boys
Especially when I make my noise
Words of love in a foreign voice
Were all the same so make your choice now
My hair’s straighter than your dad
The best pair of straighteners I ever had
Weren’t quite a pair of GHD’s
But they only cost a tenner in the pharmacy
Now that I’ve turned 18
I've come to water down your scene
